Dog Movie Lovers Gifts

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Dog in love

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy Love

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'So who's smoking?'

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Caber