Dog Lovers Enjoying Movies Gifts

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Puppy Love

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'So who's smoking?'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Caber

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"