Dog Lovers Enjoying Movies Pillows

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy Love

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'So who's smoking?'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Caber

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."