Canine Cinema Enthusiast Pillows

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'