Cinematic Canine Lover Pillows

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dog in love

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

Maybe you're right Maybe there are too many movies about good dogs.

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

"Honey, for the last time, stop calling me at work."

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

'You'll find I'm very reasonable, Henderson- you scratch my belly and I'll scratch yours.'

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"