Cinematic Canine Lover Mugs

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog in love

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'You'll find I'm very reasonable, Henderson- you scratch my belly and I'll scratch yours.'

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

"Honey, for the last time, stop calling me at work."

Blind dog.

The Many Expressions of Penny