Cinematic Canine Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Park Afternoon

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"I'm working from home today."

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

K9 Literati