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Dog Park Afternoon

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"I'm working from home today."

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

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"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

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