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Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"I'm working from home today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Dog in love

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Self-Employment

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Maybe you're right Maybe there are too many movies about good dogs.

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"I've been in three documentaries, but I've never been nominated."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

The making of funny cat videos.

The poop scooper maid.

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

Here comes the award for the best animal movie. I've seen them all. "Elephant in the Room"? Forgettable. "Birds of a Feather"? Flighty. "Happy as a Clam"? All wet. And the winner is "Playing Possum." Ooh! A sleeper!

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It.'"

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Great movie. I wagged, I whined.

Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."

Dog Park Afternoon

Birdwatchers watching a bird documentary.