Pet Video Fanatic Gifts

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"She's all over YouTube."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Beware of Blog

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

Dog scared by cat.

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Medical Bird.