Pet Video Fanatic Pillows

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"She's all over YouTube."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Beware of Blog

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Dog scared by cat.

PETFLIX

'She's definitely Richard's dog, she just loves him.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Medical Bird.

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'