Cat Video Fanatic Pillows

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat Nip.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."