Watching Cat Videos Pillows

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."

"Before negotiations begin, we'll soften them up with 15 minutes of cute cat videos."

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Family with pets.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Cat king.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

E=Equals

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Romance

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Two cats on vacation

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."