Internet Cat Video Addict Pillows

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

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'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"There was a horrible, tragic incident in the news today...but, now on to another funny cat video!"

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"