Internet Cat Video Addict Gifts

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

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"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Anatomy of a cat"

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

Cats before You-Tube

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"There was a horrible, tragic incident in the news today...but, now on to another funny cat video!"