Cat Video Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"It didn't work out. I'm a cat videos person and he's a dog videos person."

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.