Cat Video Connoisseur Gifts

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"It's only the wind."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer since they made the cat wear a body cam."

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"The Mind Of Whiskers."