Cat Video Connoisseur Prints

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"It's only the wind."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Cat Video Cinema.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer since they made the cat wear a body cam."

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

Pandora's cat.