Pet Videos Pillows

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

"I, TikTok."

"She's all over YouTube."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

E=Equals

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

I was just watching a Youtube video called "How a Lack of Bird Poop Proved the Big Bang." It wan about how removing all sources of interference from a huge radiation detector led to the discovery of cosmic background radiation. They'd removed everything that might've been messing up the readings, and the last thing they removed was bird droppings. Then they knew the signals were real, and from space. I'm gonna have to watch that for myself, I'm not sure you've got all the details right. I was di

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

The Marie Kondo landfill

The Millennial Falcon.

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"