Animal Video Enthusiast Pillows

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

What's on? A duckumentary.

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

"Isn't this the video of how the cat got run over?"

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."