Animal Video Enthusiast Gifts

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

What's on? A duckumentary.

Cats before You-Tube

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

"Isn't this the video of how the cat got run over?"

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

Here comes the award for the best animal movie. I've seen them all. "Elephant in the Room"? Forgettable. "Birds of a Feather"? Flighty. "Happy as a Clam"? All wet. And the winner is "Playing Possum." Ooh! A sleeper!

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"Ooops! Hey, guys... We got so busy watching their cat videos, we forgot to invade their planet!"

"On the lighter side, here's Muffin with a piece of string."

'Quick! Someone's just uploaded another cat video to YouTube!'

"Warhol said 15 but for us it's nearer 2."

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