Animal Noise Aficionado Pillows

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog on a harp

Dog Training.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Animal Band.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"