Animal Noise Enthusiast Pillows

'It was moo-moo here, moo-moo there, oink-oink here, oink-oink there, ect, ect, plus all the loud E-I-E-I-oing, and here I am...'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Animal Band.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Dog on a harp

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."