Animal Sounds Pillows

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"I bray, therefore I am."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

"He loves country music."

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Cash Cow

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"The subwoofers really help."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Animal Band.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"HOWL!"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'It tears me up when he's had a hard day at work!'