Animal Sounds T-Shirts

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"I bray, therefore I am."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

"He loves country music."

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Cash Cow

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Animal Band.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"HOWL!"