Animal Noise Aficionados T-Shirts

Dog meowing: 'See what I mean, doc?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He was a sea rescue."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Dog on a harp

Animal Band.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"