Animal Noise Aficionados T-Shirts

Dog meowing: 'See what I mean, doc?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Dog on a harp

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Animal Band.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"