Wildlife Acoustics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Koala

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"