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"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog in the puddles.

Bee flying to another flower.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Too much monkey business...

Occupational Hazards.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Polar bears

"Rockefeller Center."

'Mother?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'What's a picnic without ants?'