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A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Occupational Hazards.

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"But what's my motivation?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'