Wildlife Musician Pillows

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Occupational Hazards.

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"But what's my motivation?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'