Wildlife Concert-goer Pillows

Occupational Hazards.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Eat me"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Penguin

Zoo animals.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Wild Cow.

'Pull...'

Praying Mantis.

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Hyenas as Pets

Pelican and Origami