Animal Noises Gifts

Deja Moo.

"Remember, when the farmer comes in, say, 'Moo.'"

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

The Goalkeeper

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Thank you."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

cool seagull plays electric piano

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I play it to kill time.'

Cash Cow

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"HOWL!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'