Cow Aficionado Gifts

A Palindrome Cow.

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

'Can we go home now or d'you think they need more time to argue?'

You missed a bit!

Cow Eyetest

Cow surfing for some turf.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'With the sensitivity you've developed in your fingertips...

The Cheese God

"Bloody cowslips!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Don't apologise, I've been back there and I completely understand why you don't want to join 'Bum lickers Club'!'

"Over here farmer Brown. I'm next."

Hunter was the type to milk things for all they were worth, and then some.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'A French Cow'.

Cow shadows.

Cowowa

They're shy

'Captain, I strongly recommend we refrain from our traditional rear smelling greeting!'

'Don't look kids!'

Dear Dairy

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

"Great. I can't remember my pen number."

"Busy day at the White House...Stupid executive orders don't write themselves!"

"Better hurry. New salt lick in the break room!"

"Hey, Mr Darwin! BITE ME!"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"I do love Bermuda grass. Oooh Crabgrass!"

"Apparently in the nursery rhyme 'Hey diddle diddle' the cow that jumped over the moon was actually a bison/cow hybrid."

Organic Milk

S.W.A.T. Cow

"Understand this Boris. Continue on your present course and we will invoke code "BROWN" cow control. You have been warned..."

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"I lost points on the un-even splash."