Cow Admirer Gifts

Hitchhiking cow with sign'Where grass is greener'

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

You eat the yummy grass to make yourself SICK!??!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

Things we need to acknowledge

"Where did that come from!"

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Kamikaze Colour

A middle aged cow.

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

Anti-anthropomorphism rally.

Grazers of the Lost Ark.

Better go and pick up the kids from the nursery.

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Long pointy grass can be a cruel mistress.'

Cow-sized Tissues.

'His shirt worries me.'

'Very business savvy, is Daisy.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Stairway to Cheddar.

Mooo!

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Anti-Social Distancing

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"