Cow Admirer Pillows

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'

Hitchhiking cow with sign'Where grass is greener'

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

You eat the yummy grass to make yourself SICK!??!

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

Better go and pick up the kids from the nursery.

"Where did that come from!"

"Sure sign of rain that, when someone lights a barbecue."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Kamikaze Colour

A middle aged cow.

Anti-anthropomorphism rally.

Grazers of the Lost Ark.

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Wow, Timmy was 37 kilos at birth! That must have been painful! Joey was only about 1 gram...

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'Long pointy grass can be a cruel mistress.'

Cow-sized Tissues.

'His shirt worries me.'

'Very business savvy, is Daisy.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Stairway to Cheddar.