Cow Admirers Pillows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Don't make me come up there!'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Boomerang cow.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"