Cow Fanatics Pillows

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Moo Out Loud

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Boomerang cow.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Get on with it!