Cow Fanatics Gifts

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Moo Out Loud

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.