Cow Lovers Gifts

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'How profitable are you?'

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'She'll be okay. She just had her bell rung.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

World of Cow: Horn Gel

10 pin bowling cows.

"Hey...is this a dream?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

COWS: Pull up man!! You're going too deep

Holy Cow.

Cow Noir

'It's the Hat! It's the HAAAT!'

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'That's right! I'm flicking you the bird! Deal with it!'

'You two, sort it out!'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'