Cattle Lovers Gifts

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

Cow Blue Arrows

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Get on with it!

A Tumble Cow

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Pull the udder one

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Boomerang cow.