Cattle Lovers T-Shirts

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Pull the udder one

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.