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BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

Moo Out Loud

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Stock Market.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Grassy breath?

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Triple Sock Cow

'Here comes the pimp.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Psst! Stay in character!

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"I love it!"

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards