Cattle Comedy Lover Gifts

BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

Moo Out Loud

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Stock Market.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'We complete each other...'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Grassy breath?

Triple Sock Cow

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Here comes the pimp.'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Psst! Stay in character!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"I love it!"

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"It's amazing what you can buy online."