Whimsical Cattle Lovers Gifts

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Motorherd

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Ranch Dressing

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Triple Sock Cow

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Grassy breath?

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"be-be-be-be"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Psst! Stay in character!

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'I like Cattle.'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

"I love it!"

'Boy that was a good dinner: I'll ruminate on it with great pleasure...'

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'