Cattle Camaraderie Lover Gifts

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Boomerang cow.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Pull the udder one

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.