Cattle Comrade Gifts

Police Cow!

Playing Fetch.

"Bad dog."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Ranch Dressing

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Genius Bar

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Commie Chef.

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

French Toast

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"There, that ought to hold you."