Cattle Comrade Gifts

Police Cow!

Playing Fetch.

"Bad dog."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Ranch Dressing

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Genius Bar

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

French Toast

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Commie Chef.

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Ants take cheese and grater