Comrade Gifts

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Who has two thumbs and

"There, that ought to hold you."

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

"Hey, kid, need any dust?"

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'