Camera Comrade Gifts

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Giraffe Selfie

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Police Cow!

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Hey. . . in use!"

Genius Bar

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Directors Chair and Others.

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

French Toast

Commie Chef.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You probably won't like it. Looks like a chick flick."

Ants take cheese and grater

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Martha bakes with her new friends.