Communication Comrade Gifts

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Sa-aay,...what's the big idea?!"

Who has two thumbs and

Inclusive speech

"Bad dog."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

"There, that ought to hold you."

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Telephone explosion

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.