Communication Comrade Mugs

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Sa-aay,...what's the big idea?!"

Inclusive speech

"Bad dog."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Telephone explosion

"Say Jeeeeeez!"